Teeth, Stones & Bad Ideas | Handmade Dark Jewelry

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Mud & Pearls: From Creek to Runway artwork with a forest creek, fossil shark teeth and strands of pearls.

Mud & Pearls

Bite Me Bling Collection: wire wraps, fossil jewelry and creek teeth pendants on black slate.

Bite Me Bling

SH*T Talk Collection header with hand-drawn stickers, crystals and creek finds.

SH!T Talk Collection

Feral Shark Collection artwork with creek fossils and punk sharks wearing spiked collars.

Feral Shark Collection

Slate Wall Collection with a shark-tooth heart and driftwood peace sign.

Slate Collection

Coaster Chaos Vol 1 artwork with a purple flame-painted El Camino, purple cowboy boots and fossil teeth.

Coaster Chaos

Extinct & Collected artwork with fossil teeth and ammonites.

Extinct but Still Biting

Cursed & Collected in distressed ivory lettering, surrounded by skull, butterfly, dice and matchbox artwork.

Cursed & Collected

Buried and Bothered Collection header with bones, crystals and creek finds.

Buried and Bothered Collection

Drift and Twist header on weathered wood, featuring peace wreaths, stick art and creek wood magic.

Drift & Twist Collection

Bottled Bites header with a bottle of teeth and a shark emblem.

Bottled Bites Collection

Kristiina, the maker behind Teeth, Stones & Bad Ideas

The hands behind the bad ideas

But here
I stand.

I’m Kristiina. I’m a shark tooth hunter. A handmade jewelry maker. A fossil collector. An entrepreneur who builds something out of nothing.

This brand is for people who like the weird, the real, and the resilient. For the ones who’ve been through it and still have teeth.

Not dainty. Not basic.
Never mass-produced.

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My Other Businesses

Creek Girls artwork featuring a creek explorer with a fossil shark tooth

Creek Girls LLC

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K2K Residential Cleaning artwork with a cleaner in a navy and gold uniform

K2K Residential Cleaning

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